New developments from the theoretical accounting office:
Scientists at Penn’s office of cosmological accounting today announced the first observations confirming a controversial theory explaining the sudden collapse of DRL’s physics library.
Simon Quatschkopf of the accounting office’s theory division confirmed that ripples in the space time of DRL support the “Inflation Theory” once ridiculed in College Hall.
“We simply had no good explanation for the conversion of the physics part of the DRL library to an active learning physics lab,” Quatschkopf said. “As a cost cutting measure, it made no sense, since $160,000 had been spent just last year renovating the library. There are plans to convert two other classrooms in DRL to active learning labs in 2015. So destroying half the library to make another such lab in 2014 was a real puzzle to theorists. The explanation
that this was to avoid inconveniencing physics labs technicians consistently failed smell tests.”
“The Theory of Inflation explains everything,”…
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